DJ2 Previews Cancelled
Updated 2/17/2010 6:14 PM
Paris, France (AP) — It has been said that theatre is plagued by ghosts; and it appears the Paris Opera's resident spook is making himself heard once again.
Originally scheduled to begin previews this Saturday, the cast of Lord Ambrose D'Arcy's DJ2: Electric Boogaloo arrived at the Palais Garnier this morning to find all the sets and props for the production had vanished. The police investigation that followed soon found the charred remains of the items in the Bois de Boulogne, arranged to spell out "D'Arcy Sucks!" in huge letters when viewed from the air.
In a brief statement to the press, Lord D'Arcy's representatives announced that previews have been pushed back one week while the crew works to rebuild all the lost sets and props. Those patrons who had tickets to the cancelled performances were informed they could direct their complaints to the nearest brick wall.
I swear to you I can hear D'Arcy's shouts of "You're dismissed!" all the way down here in the fifth cellar.
Your obedient servant,