Casting has begun

Apparently, casting has begun for D'Arcy’s bastard child of an opera, “DJ2: Electric Boogaloo.” I spied a long line of young, handsome men in front of the rehearsal hall, so I assume they’re trying out for some young aristocrat role.

I also understand that Christine will reprise her role as Aminta, but I am ambivalent about this. On the one hand, I am pleased that they know true talent when they hear it, but on the other hand, I do not feel she should sully her reputation by allowing her sublime instrument to be associated with such rubbish.

Your obedient friend,
O.G.