Trouble in Paradise?

De Chagny's timing is impeccable as always...

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Jolie Jilts Pitt for Frenchie?
MSNBC
Updated: 10:13 p.m. PT February 7, 2009

Brangelina no more?

With the former World's Sexiest Man Alive off shooting "Ocean's 14" through "Ocean's 37" back-to-back, it appears that Jolie has found a new companion in the handsome and dashing Viscount Raoul Chagny.

According to witnesses, the American actress/U.N. Refugee Agency's Goodwill Ambassador/international adoption agency and the French aristocrat have been spotted working very closely together as they participate in Bono's Domiciles for Dwarves program in New Guinea. Reps for both Jolie and Chagny had no comment.

Could this mark the end of Hollywood's ubercouple and the opera world's fairytale romance?

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