OH NO HE DI’INT!!!!

Those dolts in management are certainly going to hear from me about this!!!











Who had the gall to have my Christine participate in a photo shoot for MAXIM magazine!?! “Help draw more crowds to the Opera,” my lily white arse! D'Arcy and Cobbler have gone too far this time!!!!!

OH IT’S ON NOW, BIOTCH!!!!!!

Prepare to experience the full wrath of The Phantom of the Opera!!!!!! And he’s bringing a six-pack of whoopass with him!!!!!

I think I’ll be holding onto this issue, though. For research purposes. Yes… that’s it… research purposes.

Uhh… I’ll be in my coffin if anyone needs me.

Your Angel of Darkness,
O.G.