Viscount Chagny is a Sex Addict?
By Richard Chambers
Last updated at 8:13 AM on 19th June 2009
An anonymous source informed the Daily Mail that the growing rift between opera superstar Christine Daaé and her fiancé Viscount Raoul Chagny stems from the French nobleman's obsession with voyeurism and autoerotic asphyxiation. Apparently, the seeds for the Viscount's sex addiction originated during the infamous events of Miss Daaé's abduction by the Phantom of the Opera during the premiere performance of "Don Juan Triumphant." Previously thought to merely be backstage gossip, our source claims to have found new evidence of an incident between the Viscount and the Opera Ghost over Christine deep beneath the opera house which involved Chagny suffocating himself with a noose while watching his fiancée get hot and heavy with his arch nemesis.
The source added, "It's all quite scandalous, you understand. I think it would be best for everyone that they separated so that the Viscount's tarnished image would not be linked to someone associated with my-- I mean, Lord D'Arcy's new opera."
Your obedient friend,
O.G.
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