All is Silent on Lake Averne

After having successfully derailed D'Arcy's project for the time being, there has been little for me to do other than lay the groundwork to destroy it permanently. I am currently delving into the background of this Gerik person to see what deep, dark secrets I can find.

In other news, I took Ayesha's laptop away from her about a month ago after discovering she felt that my checking up on Christine and the Vicomte's relationship was unhealthy. Does she not understand that I am only looking out for my Angel's best interests? And to have the temerity to suggest that she set me up on one of those electronic dating services…

Well, what she doesn't know is that I have been seriously contemplating doing so for a few months, now. I have a first draft in front of me, but am unsure if I should post it.

Bah! Such concerns are trivial if D'Arcy and his cohorts are not stopped from desecrating my magnum opus with their sequel. Back to work…

Your obedient friend,
O.G.

Operation: B!tchslap the Brit - Phase One

D'Arcy's DJ2 Is Delayed
8 May 2009

Lord Ambrose D'Arcy has cancelled next week's press report to launch the promotional blitz for his new opera, DJ2, after being forced to postpone its opening from September to late October, according to a report in the Daily Mail.

According to the London paper, the composer has had to return to the studio to re-record the album, after having learned that all the sheet music provided to the musicians and performers had been transposed in a seemingly random manner. "We were confused at first," said one musician who wished to remain anonymous, "but we figured Lord D'Arcy was going for a cacophony of sound. If he'd bothered to attend a single recording session, we might have avoided all that waste of time."

You're welcome.

Your obedient friend,
O.G.