28 June 2009

Vicomte de Chagny Threatens to Sue Tabloid over Personal Attacks

26 June 2009 (Paris Match) - Raoul, Vicomte de Chagny is livid over the numerous sleazy personal allegations ascribed to him in the British tabloid the Daily Mail. Previous stories included anonymous claims that the Vicomte is having an affair with American actress Angelina Jolie, is an abusive alcoholic, and is a eunuch. Last week, the tabloid reported that Chagny has a fetish for autoerotic asphyxiation and voyeurism.

The charming and popular Vicomte is currently engaged to Christine Daaé, popular Swedish opera singer, although rumors are flying that their relationship is on rocky ground.

Speaking through a family representative, the Gallic hunk says he is greatly embarrassed and aggravated by the tabloid stories which he claims are not true, and his lawyers are currently investigating their legal options.

Your obedient friend,

O.G.


20 June 2009

More Tabloid Rumours

I may not be on the best terms with the boy, but even I doubt anyone would believe this rubbish.

Viscount Chagny is a Sex Addict?
By Richard Chambers
Last updated at 8:13 AM on 19th June 2009

An anonymous source informed the Daily Mail that the growing rift between opera superstar Christine Daaé and her fiancé Viscount Raoul Chagny stems from the French nobleman's obsession with voyeurism and autoerotic asphyxiation. Apparently, the seeds for the Viscount's sex addiction originated during the infamous events of Miss Daaé's abduction by the Phantom of the Opera during the premiere performance of "Don Juan Triumphant." Previously thought to merely be backstage gossip, our source claims to have found new evidence of an incident between the Viscount and the Opera Ghost over Christine deep beneath the opera house which involved Chagny suffocating himself with a noose while watching his fiancée get hot and heavy with his arch nemesis.

The source added, "It's all quite scandalous, you understand. I think it would be best for everyone that they separated so that the Viscount's tarnished image would not be linked to someone associated with my-- I mean, Lord D'Arcy's new opera."


Your obedient friend,
O.G.