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Man with Mannequin Fetish Arrested
PARIS, France (AFP) - A man dressed in an elaborate Red Death costume was arrested and jailed early yesterday morning after breaking into Printemps and absconding with three female mannequins dressed in lingerie, gendarmes said.
The unidentified man was found unconscious in a side alley surrounded by said figures when he was taken into custody. "He kept mumbling about dungeons of despair and the like," one officer reported. "He's obviously just some drunk loony who has had his heart broken at a New Year's party."
Mysteriously, the suspect vanished from his cell shortly after being booked. His current whereabouts are unknown.
Your hungover angel,
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