I received a letter from Christine the other day. She and the vicomte are still on holiday in Germany but the paparazzi are continuing to pursue them in light of the recent reports of this (completely false) "personal" videotape and the boy's alleged sexual idiosyncrasies. She says the vicomte's entourage is doing its best to keep the media from getting too close, but their mere presence is making it difficult for them to work on their relationship issues.
She did, however, send along this lovely photograph of themselves.
Your obedient servant,
I would just like to clarify...
3 years ago